How to assassinate a politician

It has been a while since I had a crazy enough idea for this forum.  I still need to turn this blog into a book.

Here is how to assassinate any politician for an investment of under $50000

1.  Find an event planned months in advance they will be at, in a hotel that has the banquet room in the basement.
2.  Purchase $25,000 worth of chemical explosives.
3.  Purchase $5000 worth of wood and drywall supplies.
4.  Build a box 2ftx2ftx1ft
5.  Purchase a raspberry pi for $75, and an electric detenator.   Wire these together, put in the box with the explosives.  Code thd det to set off when a website returns a given code word, check once every 15 minutes.
6.  Put the box in a duffel bag.
7.  The week before, rent a room for two nights.
8.  Use the camera on your phone to match the paint in the closet
9.  Put box in the closet and paint it for camouflage 
10.  The night of the event, change the website to include the code word and blow up the hotel.

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