Friday, May 8, 2020

A New modest proposal

My research into COVID-19 in Oregon has taken an unexpected turn.

Current numbers indicate that we should petition FEMA and the BLM to open up land for self contained RV camping at a density of one RV per square Kilometer. We should then proceed to depopulate Washington, Marion, and Multnomah zip codes that exceed 20 people per square Kilometer. Then release UV light decontamination crews in those areas for four weeks, while giving those people who lived in those areas a free vacation with medical support and contact-free deliveries to the RVs. No more than eight people to an RV, all from the same original household in those most affected counties.
Everybody else has done such a good job flattening the curve that they should be allowed to move directly to Phase III reopening.

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